This has been bugging me for a while (NSFW)

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    Bulgaria was not with Germany during world war 2. Our king was poisoned from trying to break relations during a secret meeting, or so they say, cause no one knows what went on in it, but he died from a mysterious illness shortly after. Of course this wouldn't be in your history books because America hates Bulgaria. I am certain America would like to torture Bulgarian people in any way possible. For example a patient kicked me in the testicles in an American Hospital... the testicles have disconnected. In Europe, this would lead to an arrest, but for some reason in America... is socially acceptable. Anyway what else can I say... viagra doesn't really give pleasure during sex, okay, smoking, 50% of zero is still zero. A prescription for Extasy... FIVE HUNDRED PERCENT times zero, ...is still zero. America is really a little shit when it comes to sex, I guess it's because you don't get any. Of course, this post would probably lead to a ban, God Forbid if the Victim should complain in any way what-so-ever. The person who castrated me will probably get a medal and I'll get put in a clinic. I await my execution.
     
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    P.S. I spoke with an American Doctor about my problem, they just laughed.
     
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    this was a wild read from start to finish
     
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    So this is what royals post look like at 9am.
     
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    be honest...what kind of drugs did take when you wrote this
     
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    An American Gestapo kicked me in the testicles.
     
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    I can't have an orgasm due to this, however it should be noted that I did not come to the United States by choice. My parents brought me here.
     
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    Ahn....
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    ...ok? ~f12
     

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