a MapleRoyals poem written by Gutspiller

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    Once upon a time on a server named Royals run by little ol' Matt
    A fanbase so loyal, nostalgic and spoiled
    The server had brought us all back
    No Cygnus No evans No Arans No nothing just archers and mages its true
    And pirates and warriors and thieves and PQs and 4th job included for you
    It felt all the same it felt so surreal this server i really do love it
    The mesos the items i wanted to sell can be done with a click of a button
    The nx so fancy the music so dancy you could even donate for goodies
    No n words harrassment defaming no nothing this server is perfect for pussies
    And come christmas time when snowflakes they chime a notice from admins it showed
    A message so happy my feet started tapping a mesage to friends and my foes
    New source is here! We screamed and we cheered! All of our hearts had been touched
    But day of the patch, the source had been crapped and we had been fucked in the butt
    A moment they said, assuring our heads that fixes will come in due time
    But weeks have been passed, all of us sad, the hope was dying by night.
    But fret not my children, no sadness no crying for patches are coming your way
    And its true its the truth, in a couple of months royals will once again be great
    And its true its the truth, the server is stable the players are happy indeed
    And with the end of this poem before I go home, YOU FKRS SHOULD #FREEANALBEAD
     
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    What on earth did I just read
     
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    A poem that explains the black hole theory and why mass collapses on itself to form extra terrestial planets
     
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    Haha yeah I totally agree with your perspective on politics in Zimbabwe!
     
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    Haha I swear that was unintentional!
     
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